Category Archives: Jokes

It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the … Continue reading →

On their way to getting married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car accident. They find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could … Continue reading →

An Irishman stops into a bar in New York City every day at the same time. He walks up to the bar, orders three pints of Guinness, drinks them down one at a time, and then walks out. After about … Continue reading →

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said ‘Give me Liberty , or give … Continue reading →

  A husband asks his wife,"If I should die first, would you marry again?" "I would be heartbroken, of course," was her reply,"but I think eventually I would remarry." "But you wouldn’t bring him here to our house would you?" … Continue reading →

  Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 76 years old, are sitting on a  ark bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do every day. Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you … Continue reading →

  A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead. "I’m afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he … Continue reading →

  Scenario 1Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right.You are in Kolkata Scenario 2Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks … Continue reading →