Of Course Not!


A husband asks his wife,
"If I should die first, would you marry again?"

"I would be heartbroken, of course," was her reply,
"but I think eventually I would remarry."

"But you wouldn’t bring him here to our house would you?"

"Why not?  I’ve worked and slaved to make this house a home.
There is no reason to abandon it."

"But you wouldn’t sleep in our bed?"

"Well, I wouldn’t run out and buy a new bed right away."

"Surely, you wouldn’t let him use my golf clubs?"

"Of course not!  He’s left handed!"

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