Category Archives: Jokes

It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the … Continue reading →

On their way to getting married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car accident. They find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could … Continue reading →

An Irishman stops into a bar in New York City every day at the same time. He walks up to the bar, orders three pints of Guinness, drinks them down one at a time, and then walks out. After about … Continue reading →

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said ‘Give me Liberty , or give … Continue reading →

  A husband asks his wife,"If I should die first, would you marry again?" "I would be heartbroken, of course," was her reply,"but I think eventually I would remarry." "But you wouldn’t bring him here to our house would you?" … Continue reading →

  Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 76 years old, are sitting on a  ark bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do every day. Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you … Continue reading →